Pakistani Twitterati turn to comedy and cricket to make sense of US election

A woman shows a poster as she attends a rally of the organization Democrats abroad after the election in the United States on Nov. 4, 2020. (AP)
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Updated 05 November 2020
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Pakistani Twitterati turn to comedy and cricket to make sense of US election

  • Twitter users liken the vote rigging rhetoric surrounding US polls to elections in Pakistan
  • It was a matter of time before cricket-related comments started popping up

RAWALPINDI: As the whole world is watching America counting Tuesday's votes to decide who will occupy the White House for the next four years, Pakistani Twitter users humorously point out the similarities between the bitterly contested election and polls at home.
With millions of votes still to count and incumbent Republican President Donald Trump already having made a pre-emptive declaration of victory against his Democratic rival, former vice president Joe Biden, some Twitter users say they are getting a "serious Pak feel" with "someone screaming he won an election and accusing others of cheating."

 

 

Others struck a similar tone, pointing to false or illegal vote rhetoric that always mars elections in Pakistan. They recalled the phrase "ghair sakari (unofficial) ghair hatami (inconclusive) nataij (results)" used by TV channels in Pakistan to remind viewers that the results are still not officially notified.
A parody account of comedian Umar Shareef said that “Trump calls Imran Khan to borrow a container for a sit-in,” referring to the giant steel boxes that appeared on Islamabad's roads in during the 2014 election to block protesters and became a common sight during Pakistani polls.

 

 

Twitterati didn't spare other Pakistani politicians either, combining Pakistan's anti-government and the anthem of the opposition Pakistan People's Party (PPP) with rallies and Donald Trump's dance.

 

 

It was also a matter of time before cricket-related comments started popping up.
“CNN now getting into wishful thinking permutations a lot like Pakistani cricket fans figuring out how they can qualify for the semis of an ICC tournament,” Twitter user @Adnar80 wrote, referring to the uncertainty surrounding the US vote.

 

 

Sports commentator Ahmer Naqvi compared the American election to watching a Pakistani cricket match, with millions of ballots to be counted still expected to arrive via mail. He said they are “slow to arrive and unable to change the final outcome aka a Misbah 50.”

 

 

Eventually, "horrible news" made everyone realize the gravity of the situation, as Twitter user @404Mav announced that “it seems like either Donald Trump or Joe Biden will be the next president.”

 

 


Pakistan police say two militants killed during gunbattle in northwest

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Pakistan police say two militants killed during gunbattle in northwest

  • Police say Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan militants ambushed police vehicle on patrol in northwestern Bannu district
  • Pakistan has frequently blamed neighboring Afghanistan for facilitating what it calls “cross-border attacks” against it

ISLAMABAD: Police in Pakistan’s Bannu district said on Monday it thwarted an ambush and killed two militants during a fierce gunbattle, as Islamabad grapples with a surge in militant attacks in the northwestern Khyber Pakhtunkhwa (KP) province. 

A police vehicle came under attack from militants affiliated with the Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) or Pakistani Taliban group within the jurisdiction of the Domel Police Station in Bannu, a statement from police said. 

The police van was on patrol when TTP militants, who were lying in wait near the district’s Company Road, suddenly opened indiscriminate firing on the police party. Following the attack, both sides traded fire for approximately 20 minutes. 

“During the exchange of fire, two militants were killed and weapons were recovered from their possession,” the statement said. 

Police launched a search operation in the area after the gunfire ended, during which the bodies of the two militants were recovered. The bodies were shifted to the Khaleefa Gul Nawaz (KGN) Hospital in the area for legal formalities. 

Bannu Deputy Inspector General Sajjad Khan praised police for its unwavering commitment in saving people’s lives and for “standing firm against terrorism at all costs.” 

“He said operations against elements of Fitna Al-Khawarij will continue under a zero-tolerance policy and those attempting to disrupt peace and order will not be spared under any circumstances,” the police statement said. 

Pakistan’s government and army frequently use the term “Fitna Al-Khawarij” to describe TTP militants. The term is drawn from Islamic history for an extremist sect that rebelled against authority and declared other Muslims apostates.

The TTP has carried out some of the deadliest attacks against law enforcement agencies since 2008 in a bid to impose its strict version of Islamic law across Pakistan.

Bannu has also seen several militant attacks in the recent past, with four members of a pro-government peace committee killed by militants in the district earlier this month. In 2025, Bannu police said it recorded 134 attacks on police stations, checkpoints and those targeting its personnel. At least 27 police officers were killed, while authorities say 53 militants died in the clashes. 

Pakistan has repeatedly accused neighboring Afghanistan of allowing its soil to be used by armed groups such as the TTP for “cross-border attacks.” It has also alleged that India supports militant groups carrying out attacks against Pakistan. Both Kabul and New Delhi have denied these claims.