VIDEO: Little Mila describes her first day at preschool with hilarious detail

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Little Mila describes her first day at preschool (YouTube)
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Mila, 2, says she wanted to go to law school, but her Mom was having none of it. (YouTube)
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So with pooping children and shady teachers, Mila’s first day sounded a riot — an actual riot... (YouTube)
Updated 15 August 2017
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VIDEO: Little Mila describes her first day at preschool with hilarious detail

DUBAI: If ever you have looked at your two-year-old and thought they do not really understand, then you have yet to meet Mila, the YouTube sensation taking the Internet by storm with her hilarious take on school.

In her video, which received more than 50,000 views in four days, the adorable tot sits on the couch as she digs into a huge bag of popcorn and starts her rant about her first day at preschool.

From the outset she explains: “My mom had some news for me, she signed me up for preschool. I told her I want to go to law school,” well what is wrong with a bit of ambition – even with a two-year-old?

But she goes onto explain her mom’s reply: “She was like, ‘No Mila, you’re only two.’”

She goes onto describe the teacher as “shady” and says the “kids are insane.”

In fairness to her, her first day at preschool does sound like it was eventful if her description of her peers all “throwing staplers” and “pooping everywhere,” is anything to go by.

But she says she managed to succeed where the teachers failed, by calming it all down – just watch the video, we think it is brilliant.


Arts festival’s decision to exclude Palestinian author spurs boycott

Randa Abdel Fattah. (Photo/Wikipedia)
Updated 12 January 2026
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Arts festival’s decision to exclude Palestinian author spurs boycott

  • A Macquarie University academic who researches Islamophobia and Palestine, Abdel-Fattah responded saying it was “a blatant and shameless act of anti-Palestinian racism and censorship,” with her lawyers issuing a letter to the festival

SYDENY: A top Australian arts festival has seen ​the withdrawal of dozens of writers in a backlash against its decision to bar an Australian Palestinian author after the Bondi Beach mass shooting, as moves to curb antisemitism spur free speech concerns.
The shooting which killed 15 people at a Jewish Hanukkah celebration at Sydney’s Bondi Beach on Dec. 14 sparked nationwide calls to tackle antisemitism. Police say the alleged gunmen were inspired by Daesh.
The Adelaide Festival board said last Thursday it would disinvite Randa ‌Abdel-Fattah from February’s ‌Writers Week in the state of South Australia because “it ‌would not ​be ‌culturally sensitive to continue to program her at this unprecedented time so soon after Bondi.”

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• Abdel-Fattah responded, saying it was ‘a blatant and shameless act of anti-Palestinian racism and censorship.’

• Around 50 authors have since withdrawn from the festival in protest, leaving it in doubt, local media reported.

A Macquarie University academic who researches Islamophobia and Palestine, Abdel-Fattah responded saying it was “a blatant and shameless act of anti-Palestinian racism and censorship,” with her lawyers issuing a letter to the festival.
Around 50 authors have since withdrawn from the festival in protest, leaving it in doubt, local media reported.
Among the boycotting authors, Kathy Lette wrote on social media the decision to bar Abdel-Fattah “sends a divisive and plainly discriminatory message that platforming Australian Palestinians is ‘culturally insensitive.'”
The Adelaide Festival ‌said in a statement on Monday that three board ‍members and the chairperson had resigned. The ‍festival’s executive director, Julian Hobba, said the arts body was “navigating a complex moment.”

 a complex and ‍unprecedented moment” after the “significant community response” to the board decision.
In the days after the Bondi Beach attack, Jewish community groups and the Israeli government criticized Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for failing to act on a rise in antisemitic attacks and criticized protest marches against Israel’s war in ​Gaza held since 2023.
Albanese said last week a Royal Commission will consider the events of the shooting as well as antisemitism and ⁠social cohesion in Australia. Albanese said on Monday he would recall parliament next week to pass tougher hate speech laws.
On Monday, New South Wales state premier Chris Minns announced new rules that would allow local councils to cut off power and water to illegally operating prayer halls.
Minns said the new rules were prompted by the difficulty in closing a prayer hall in Sydney linked to a cleric found by a court to have made statements intimidating Jewish Australians.
The mayor of the western Sydney suburb of Fairfield said the rules were ill-considered and councils should not be responsible for determining hate speech.
“Freedom ‌of speech is something that should always be allowed, as long as it is done in a peaceful way,” Mayor Frank Carbone told Reuters.